Ivory hilted dagger and sheath.

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emptywithyou:

tastefullyoffensive:

Purritos (Kitten Burritos) [via chelsea marshall]

Watch a Tutorial on How to Make a Proper Purrito

Oh my goodness 😻

21 hours ago — 154353 notes, via / source

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids 

21 hours ago — 35620 notes, via / source

dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

Source

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

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jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

21 hours ago — 227168 notes, via / source

kittens312:

spaceyiffs:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

"Threth"

21 hours ago — 715994 notes, via / source

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

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theflamingonator:

charlesoberonn:

Things I should be doing: Writing

Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.

you put it in words bless you

21 hours ago — 122230 notes, via / source

the-goddamazon:

anomaly1:

cruelladetrill:

lmao

She really looks like she got hit with some Joker gas

^^^^ LMFAOOOOO

21 hours ago — 6886 notes, via / source

docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out

21 hours ago — 11322 notes, via / source

missglamourpusss:

missglamourpusss

1 day ago — 117 notes, via / source

earthnation:

*steps on something wet* *screams for 34 years*

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requested

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